me Jos Believe me, Sir Peter, such a discovery would affect just as much as it does you. Sir Pet. What a happiness to have a friend we can trust, even with our family secrets Can't you guess who it is? Jos. I hav'n't the most distant idea. Benjamin Backbite. It can't be Sir Sir Pet. No, no. - What do you think of Charles? Jos. My brother! impossible! I can't think he would be capable of such baseness and ingratitude. Sir Pet. Ah, the goodness of your own mind makes slow to believe such villainy. you' Jos. Very true, Sir Peter. The man who is conscious of the integrity of his own heart, is ever slow to credit another's baseness. Sir Pet. And yet, that the son of my old friend should practice against the honour of my family. Jos. Ay, there's the case, Sir Peter. - When ingratitude barbs the dart of injury, the wound feels doubly smart. Sir Pet. What noble sentiments! He never used a, sentiment, ungrateful boy! that I acted as guardian to, and who was brought up under my eye; and I never in my life refused him my advice. Jos. I don't know, Sir Peter, he may be such a man - if it be so, he is no longer a brother of mine; I renounce him. I disclaim him. For the man who can break through the laws of hospitality, and seduce the wife or daughter of his friend, deserves to be branded as a pest to society. Sir Pet. And yet, Joseph, if I was to make it public, I should only be sneered and laughed at. Jos. Why, that's very true make it public; people would talk No, no, you must not Sir Pet. Talk! - they'd say it was all my own fault; an old, doating batchelor, to marry a young giddy girl. They'd paragraph me in the news-papers, and make ballads on me. Jos. And yet, Sir Peter, I can't think that my lady Teazle's honour. Sir Pet. Ah, my dear friend, what's her honour opposed against the flattery of a handsome young fellow? But Joseph, she has been upbraiding me of late, that I have not made her a settlement; and I think, in our last quarrel she **). To barb, einen Pfeil mit Wiederhaken versehen. told me she should not be very sorry if I was dead. Now, I have brought drafts of two deeds for your perusal, and she shall find, if I was to die, that I have not been inattentive to her welfare while living. By the one, she will enjoy eight hundred pounds a year during my life; and by the other, the bulk of my fortune after my death. - Jos. This conduct is truly generous I wish it mayn't corrupt my pupil. [Aside. ] Sir Pet. But I would not have her as yet acquainted with the least mark of my affection. Jos. Nor I if I could help it. [Aside.] Sir Pet. And now I have unburthened myself to you, let us talk over your affair with Maria. Jos. Not a syllable upon the subject now. [alarmed] Some other time; I am too much affected by your affairs, to think of my own. For the man, who can think of his own happiness, while his friend is in distress, deserves to be hunted as a monster to society. Sir Pet. I am sure of your affection for her. Jos. Let me intreat you, Sir Peter. Sir Pet. And though you are so averse to Lady Teazle's knowing it, I assure you she is not your enemy, and I am sensibly chagrined you have made no further progress. Jos. Sir Peter, I must not hear What do you want, sirrah? Serv. Your brother, Sir, is at the door talking to a gent leman; he says he knows you are at home, that Sir Peter is with you, and he must see you. Jos. I'm not a home. Sir Pet. Yes, yes, you shall be at home. Jos. [After some hesitation] Very well, let him come up. [Exit Servant.] Sir Pet. Now, Joseph, I'll hide myself, and do you tax him about the affair with my Lady Teazle, and so draw the secret from him. Jos. O fie! Sir Peter what, join in a plot to trepan my brother! Sir Pet. Oh aye, to serve your friend; besides, if he is innocent, as you say he is, it would give him an opportunity to clear himself, and make me verry happy. Hark, I hear him coming Where shall I go? - Behind this screen — What the devil! here has been one listener already, for I'll swear I saw a petticoat. ha, Jos. [ [Affecting to laugh] It's very ridiculous a ridiculous affair indeed ha, ha, ha! Hark'ye, Sir Sir Pet. A French milliner! [smiling] Cunning rogue! thing that has passed about my wife. Jos. Oh, never fear Take my word, it will never go further for her. Sir Pet. Won't it? Jos. No, depend upon it. Sir Pet. Well, well, if it will go no further But where shall I hide myself? Jos. Here, here, slip into this closet, and you may overhear every word. L. Teaz. Can I steal away. [Peeping.] Jos. Hush! hush! don't stir. Sir. Pet. Joseph, tax him home. [Peeping.]` L. Teaz. Can't you lock the closet door? Jos. For heaven's sake lie close Enter Charles. Char. Why, how now, brother, your fellow denied you, they said, you were not at home. What, have you a Jew or a wench with you? Jos. Neither, brother, neither. Char. But where's Sir Peter? I thought he was with you, left the house. Char. What, was the old fellow afraid I wanted to borrow money of him! Jos. Borrow! no brother, but I am sorry to hear you have given that worthy man cause for great uneasiness. men Char. Yes. I am told I do that to a great many worthy But how do you mean, brother? Jos. Why, he thinks you have endeavoured to alienate the affections of Lady Teazle. Char. Who, I alienate the affections of Lady Teazle! Upon my word he accuses me very injustly. What, has the old gentleman found out that he has got a young wife; or, what is worse, has the lady found out that she has got an old husband? Jos. For shame, brother. Char. 'Tis true, I did once suspect her ladyship had a partiality for me, but upon my soul I never gave her the least 'encouragement; for, you know my attachment was to Maria. Jos. This will make Sir Peter extremely happy But if she had a partiality for you, surely you would not have been base enough Char. Why, look'ye, Joseph, I hope I shall never deliberately do a dishonourable action; but if a pretty woman should purposely throw herself in my way, and that pretty woman should happen to be married to a man old enough to be her father Jos. What then? Char. Why then, I believe I should borrow a little of your morality, brother. Jos. have occasion to Oh fie, brother The man who can jest Char. Oh, that's very true, as you were going to ob serve. - But Joseph, do you know that I am surprised a your suspecting me with Lady Teazle. I thought you was always the favourite there. Jos. Me! Char. Why yes; I have seen you exchange such significant glances. Jos. Pshaw! Char. Yes I have; and don't you remember when I came in here, and caught you and her at Jos. I must stop him, [Aside.] ter has overheard every word that you Char. Sir Peter! where is he? 'Foregad I'll have him out. Jos. No, no. [Stopping him.] [Stops his mouth. ] Sir Pehave said. What, in the closet Char. 1 will Sir Peter Teazle, come into court. Enter Sir Peter. What, my old guardian turn inquisitor, and take evidence incog *). Sir Pet. Give me your hand. angry I own, my dear boy, I have suspected you wrongfully; but you must not be with Joseph; it was all my plot, and I shall think of you as long as I live for what I overheard. Char. Then 'tis well you did not hear more. Joseph? Is it not, Sir Pet. What, you would have retorted on Joseph, would you? me. Char. And yet you might as well have suspected him as Enter Servant. Serv. [Whispering Joseph.] Lady Sneerwell, Sir, is just coming up, and, says she must see you. Jos. Gentlemen, I must beg your pardon; I have company waiting for me; give me leave to conduct you down stairs. Char. No, no, speak to them in another room; I have not seen Sir Peter a great while, and I want to talk with him. Jos. Well, I'll send away the person and return immediately. Sir Peter, not a word of the little French milliner. [Aside and exit.] Sir Pet. Ah, Charles, what a pity it is you don't associate more with your brother, we might then have some hopes of your reformation; he's a young man of such sentiments Ah, there's nothing in the world so noble as a man of sentiment. Char. Oh, he's too moral by half; and so apprehensive of his good name, that, I dare say, he would as soon let a' priest **) into his house, as a wench. - Sir Pet. No, no, you accuse him wrongfully Tho' Joseph is not a rake, he is no saint. a young hermit. may chance Char. Oh! a perfect anchorite Char. Why, you won't tell him, will you? Sir Pet. No, no, but *) Aus incognito entstanden. I have a great mind to tell **) A priest, nämlich ein ka. tholischer Geistlicher, Diese sind in England nicht sehr beliebt. |