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Char. Oh! Careless, you are just come in time, we are to have a sale above stairs

I am going to sell all my ancestors to liule Premium.

Care. Burn your ancestors!

Char, No, no, he may do that afterwards, if he will. But Careless, you shall be auctioneer,

Care, With all my heart I handle a hammer as well as a dice box

a going, a going *). Char. Bravo! And Moses, you shall be appraisor, if we want one,

Mos. Yes, I'll be the appraiser.
Sir Oliv, Oh the profligate!

(Aside. ] Char. But what's the matter, my little Premium? You don't seem to relish this business.

Sir Oliv. [Affecting to laugh] Oh yes, I do, vastly; ha, ha, ha, Oh the prodigal!

Char. Very true; for when a man wants money, who the devil can he make free with if he can't with his own relations.

[Exit. )
Sir Oliv. (Following] Il never forgive him.

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Enter Charles, Sir Oliver., Careless, and Moses.

Walk in, gentlemen, walk in; bere they are – the family of the Surfaces up to the Conquest **).

Sir Oliv. And, in my opinion, a goodly collection.

Ay, there they are, done in the true spirit and style of portrait painting, and not like your modern Raphaels ***), who will make your picture independent of your self; no, the great merit of these are, the inveterate like

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dritten! **) Die Eroberung Englands durch Herzog Wilhelm von der Normandie, den 14ten Oktober 1066, in welchem Jahre dieser den Englischen König Harald gänzlich besiegte. Die Schlacht siel bei Hastings in Sussex vor. Die Regierung der Normannischen Könige dauerte 88 Jahr. * Stricke von Raphael.

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ness they bear to the originals. All stiff and aukward as they 'were, and like nothing in human nature besides.

Sir Oliv. Oh, we shall never see such figures of men again. Char. 'I hope not

You see, Mr. Premium, what a domestic man I am; here I sit oft an evening surrounded by my ancestors

But come, let us proceed to business pulpit, Mr. Auctioneer Oh, here's a great chair of my

father's that seems fit for nothing, else. Care. The very thing

but what shall I do for a hammer, Charles ? , An auctioneer is nothing without a hammer.

Char." A hammer! [looking round] Let's see, what have "we here Sir Richard, heir to Robert a genealogy in full. egad

Here, Careless, you shall have no common bit of 'mabogany; - here's the family tree, and now you may knock down my ancestors with their own pedigree.

Sir Olio, What an unnatural rogue he is! – facio parricide.

[ Aside. ] Care, Gad, Charles, this is lucky; it will not only serve for a hammer, but à catalogue too, if we should want it. Char. True

Come, here's my great uncle Sir Richard Ravelin, a marvellous good general in his day. He served in all the Duke of Marlborough's wars, and got that cut over his eye at the battle of Malplaquet *) — He is not dressed out in feathers **) like our modern cảptains, bui enveloped in wig and regimentals, -as a general should be. – What say you Mr. Premium?

sedlos. Mr. Premium would have you speak.

Char, Why, you shall have him for ten pounds, and I'm sure that's cheap enough for a staff officer. - Sir Oliv. Heaven_deliver me! his great uncle Sir Richard going for en pounds - [Aside] Well, Şir, I take him at that price,

Char, Çareless, knock down my uncle Richard. .

*) John Churchill Herzog und Graf von Marlborough, geb. zu Asche in Devonshire, gest. 1722, war ein grine ser Held seiner Zeit und machte sich insonderheit durch den blutigen Sieg berühmt, den er 1709 bei dem Dorfe Malplaque! im ehemaligen französischen IIennegau, in Vereinigung mit dem Prinzen Eugen, über die vom Marschall von Villars kommandirten Franzosen erfocht. **) Feathers, Federbrische auf den Hüthen.


Care. Going, going - a- going gone.

Char. This is a maiden sister of his, my great aunt Deborah, 'done by Kneller *), thought to be one of his best pictures, and esteemed a very formidable likeness. There she sits, as a shepherdess feeding her flock. You shall have her for five pounds ten **). I'm sure the sheep are worth the money.

Sir Oliv. Ah, poor aunt Deborah! a woman that set such a value on herself, going for five pounds ten Aside] Well, Sir, she's mine.

Char. Knock down my aunt Deborah, Careless.
Care. Gone.

Char. Here are two cousins of theirs Moses, these pictures were done when beaux wore perriwigs, and ladies their own hair.

Sir Oliv. Yes, truly head dresses seem to have been somewhat lower in those days.

Char. Here's a grandfather of my mother's, a judge well known on the western circuit ***). What will you give for him?

Mos. Four gæineas.

Char. Four guineas! why you don't bid the price of his wig. Premium, you have more respect for the woolsack ****); do let me knock him down at fifteen.

Sir Oliv.. By all means.
Care. Gone.

Char. Here are two brothers, William and Walter Blunt, Esqrs., both members of parliament, and great speakers; and what's very extraordinary, I believe this is the first time they were ever bought or sold.

Sir Oliv. That's very extraordinary indeed! I'll take them at your own price, for the honour of parliament.

Char. Well said, Premium.

Care. I'll knock 'em down at forty pounds Going going gone.

*) 'Gottfried Kneller, ein berühmter Porträtmaler, geb. zu Lübeck im Jahre 1648. Er begab sich nach England, wo ihn Wilhelm III zum Ritter und Baronett ernannte, und starb zu London um das Jahr 1717. **) Nämlich shillings. ***) Western circuit , s. die Anmerkungen zum ersten Theil S. 172 und S. 544. ****) Die zwölf Königlichen Richter sitzen im Parliament, wo sie indessen selten erscheinen, auf einem Wollsack, der die Gestalt einer Bank hat. Als Richter haben sie nicht Sitz und Stimme im Parliament.


Char. Here's a jolly, portly fellow; I don't know what relation he is to the family; but he was formerly mayor of Norwich, let's knock him down at eight pounds.

Sir Oliv, No, I think six is enough for a mayor.

Char. Come, come, make it guineas "), and I'll throw you the two aldermen into the bargain.

Sir Oliv. They are mine.
Char, Careless, knock down the mayor and aldermen,
Care. Gone.

Char. But hang it, we shall be all day at this rate; come, come, give me three hundred pounds, and take all on this side the room in a lump That will be the best way.

Sir Oliv. Well, 'well, any ibing to accommodate you; they are mine

. But there's one portrait you bave always passed over.

Care. What, that little ill - looking fellow over the settee.

Sir Oliv,· Yes, Sir, 'tis that I mean but I don't think him so ill - looking a follow by any means.

Char. That's the picture of my uncle Sir Oliver Before he went abroad, it was done, and is esteemed a very great likeness Care. That


uncle Sir Oliver! Then in my opinion you will never be friends, for he is one of the most sterdlooking rógues I ever beheld; he has an unforgiving eye, and a damn'd disinheriting countenance. Don't you think so, little Premium ?

Sir Oliv. Upon my soul I do not, Sir; I think it as bonest a looking face as ally in the room, dead or alive – But I suppose your uncle Oliver goes with the rest of the lumber.

Char. No, hang it, the old gentleman has been very good to me, and I'll keep his picture as long as I have a room to put it in.

Sir Oliv. The rogue's my nephew after all - I forgive him every thing. [ Aside. ] But Sir, I have somehow taken a • fancy to that picture.

Char. I am sorry for it, master Broker , for you certainly won't have it What the devil, have you not got enough of the family ?

*) Make it guineas, geben Sie eben so viele Guineen, als Sie Pfund geben wollten; eine Guinee beträgt nämlich 21 Schilling, ein Pfund nur 20.


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Sir Oliv. I forgive bim every thing. (Aside. ] Look’ye, Sir, I am a strange sort of a fellow, and when I take a whim in my head I don't value money; I'll give you as much for that as for all the rest,

Char. Pr'ythee don't be troublesome - I tell you I won't part with it; and there's an end on't. Sir Oliv. How like his father the dog is

I did not perceive it before, but I think I never saw so strong a resemblance. [Aside. ] Well, Sir, here's a draft for

[Giving a bill.]
Char. Why this bill is for eigbt bundred pounds.

Sir Oliv. You'll not let Sir Oliver go, then.
Char. No, I tell you, once for all,

Sir Oliv, Then never mind the difference, we'll balance that some other time But give me your hand (presses it]; you are a damn'd honest fellow, Charles

O lord! I beg pardon, Sir, for being so free - Come along Moses.

Char. But hark ye, Premium, you'll provide good lodgings for these gentlemen,

[Going, ) Sir Oliv. I'll send for 'em in a day or two,

Char. And pray let it be a genteel conveyance, for I assure you most of 'em have been used to ride in their own carriages,

Sir Oliv. I will for all but Oliver.
Char. For all but the honest little Nabob.
Şir Oliv, You are fixed on that,
Char, Peremptorily.

Sir Oliv. Ah the dear extravagant dog! (Aside. ] Good day Sir. Come, Moses. Now let me see who dares call him profligate.

[ Exit with Moses. )' Care. Why, Charles, this is the very prince of brokers.

Char, I wonder where Moses got acquainted with so ho. nest à fellow. But, Careless, step into the company; I'll wait on you presently, I see old Rowley coming.

Care. But hark’ye, Charles, don't let that fellow make you part


any of that money to discharge musty old debts. Tradesmen, you know, are the most impertinent people in the world.

Char, True, and paying them would only be encouraging them,

Care, Well, settle your business, and make what haste you can,


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