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which I hid them ;—if you ask me, I say, to explain how that very woman was suddenly converted from a remorseless foe into a saving guardian, I can only answer by no wit, no device, no persuasive art of mine. Providence softened her heart, and made it kind, just at the moment when no other agency on earth could have rescued us from-from-"

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Say no more- -I guess! the paper this woman showed me was a legal form authorising your poor little Sophy to be given up to the care of a father. I guess! of that father you would not speak ill to me; yet from that father you would save your grandchild. Say no more. And yon quiet home-your humble employment, really content you?"

"Oh, if such a life can but last! Sophy is so well, so cheerful, so happy. Did not you hear her singing the other day? She never used to sing! But we had not been here a week when song broke out from her, untaught as from a bird. But if any ill report of me travel hither from Gatesboro', or elsewhere, we should be sent away, and the bird would be mute in my thorn tree-Sophy would sing no more.'

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"Do not fear that slander shall drive you hence. Lady Montfort, you know, is my cousin, but you know not-few do-how thoroughly generous and gentle-hearted she is. I will speak of you to her-Oh, do not look alarmed. She will take my word when I tell her, that is a good man; and if she ask more, it will be enough to say, those who have known better days are loth to speak to strangers of the past." "I thank you earnestly, sincerely," said Waife, brightening up. favour more if you saw in the formal document shown to you, or retain on your memory, the name of --of the person authorised to claim Sophy as his child, you will not mention it to Lady Montfort. I am not sure if ever she heard that name, but she may have done so-and-and-" He paused a moment, and seemed to muse; then went on, not concluding his sentence. "You are so good to

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me, Mr Morley, that I wish to confide in you as far as I can. Now, you see I am already an old man, and my chief object is to raise up a friend for Sophy when I am gone-a friend in her own sex, sir. Oh, you cannot guess how I long-how I yearn to view that child under the holy fostering eyes of woman. Perhaps if Lady Montfort saw my pretty Sophy, she might take a fancy to her. Oh, if she did-if she did! And Sophy," added Waife proudly, "has a right to respect. She is not like me-any hovel good enough for me: But for her!-Do you know that I conceived that hope-that the hope helped to lead me back here when, months ago, I was at Humberston, intent upon rescuing Sophy; and saw, though," observed Waife, with a sly twitch of the muscles round his mouth, "I had no right at that precise moment to be seeing anything-Lady Montfort's humane fear for a blind old impostor, who was trying to save his dog a black dog, sir, who had dyed his hair,from her carriage wheels. And the hope became stronger still, when, the first Sunday I attended yon village church, I again saw that fairwonderously fair-face at the far end -fair as moonlight and as melancholy. Strange it is, sir, that I, naturally a boisterous mirthful man, and now a shy, skulking fugitive-feel more attracted, more allured toward a countenance, in proportion as I read there the trace of sadness. I feel less abashed by my own nothingness-more emboldened to approach and say Not so far apart from me, thou too hast suffered -Why is this?"

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GEORGE MORLEY.-"The fool hath said in his heart that there is no God;' but the fool hath not said in his heart that there is no sorrow”— pithy and most profound sentence; intimating the irrefragable chain that binds men to the Father. And where the chain tightens, the children are closer drawn together. But to your wish-I will remember it. And when my cousin returns, she shall see your Sophy."

PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER MET.

I HAVE knocked about the world, and allowed Observation, with considerable extent of view, to survey mankind, if not from China to Peru, at least from the Court to the kit chen, from the University to the shilling Ordinary; and in the course of these wanderings and fraternisings, I have naturally met with strange people enough, wise and otherwise; some lovely, and some pas si bien; some eccentric, and millions implacably commonplace. But there are various types of human character which, though frequently hearing of them, and reading of them, in conversations, and books, I have never been able to get a glimpse of; and this is all the more noticeable, because the types are said to be abundant. To call these mythical people, would be rash; no cautious mind will limit

nature to the boundaries of our individual experience, nor pronounce that an animal cannot veritably exist because the seeker has not yet discovered it; and as my mind piques itself on being intensely philosophical, it refuses to pronounce the Unmet People to be myths. I am ready to give the most generous credence to the reports of others. If they say they have met such people, all I can say is, that my researches have not been so fortunate. The world is wide, nature is various; let us rather seek than deny. Meanwhile, let us be rigorous in the truth, no man carelessly saying he has seen the animal which in truth he has not seen, and all of us confessing our ignorance with great freedom. Among "The people I have never met," a few may be registered here as specimens.

NO. I. THE AUTHOR OF A REALLY BAD BOOK.

A very interesting type, unfortunately to me quite unknown. I have seen and lived with authors of all classes, and of various degrees of merit: profound thinkers, and thinkers not so profound; brilliant wits, and wits of paste; learned pundits, and scholars of imperfect accuracy; laborious compilers, and men with able scissors; men with great creative power, and men with a facility in mistaking old characters for new creations; but the author of a really bad book I never did meet. Books are written which publishers enter into a conspiracy not to publish; and plays are presented at the stage door of every theatre, to be always, and in almost similar terms, declined; but this is never because the work is bad. Not in the least. The question of merit is never raised. If raised, both publisher and manager are profuse in acknowledgments of the talent, but

There is much virtue in a "but." Here the "but" implies, or perhaps introduces the statement that public taste does not lie in the direction taken by this clever performance; the market is overcrowded;

the publisher is not just now extending his engagements; the book-trade is in a peculiar condition, and this excellent work must therefore be declined. The manager grieves that a comedy so brilliant, a tragedy so poetical, should not adorn his stage, but unhappily just now the resources of his theatre do not admit of his accepting the work.

It is clear, therefore, that the mere fact of a work remaining unpublished is no evidence against its quality, and the writer of a bad book is not indicated by such a fact. Besides, you have only to ask the author, and he will supply you with a hundred reasons why he is still in manuscript, not one of which has the remotest reference to any badness. And if you, dear reader, should ever alight on that zoological rarity, the author of a book avowedly bad, who tells you that Paternoster Row declines transactions with him because his work is not good, catch him, hurry him to the Regent's Park, cage him, and advertise the novelty in the Times.

Here some mind, not duly imbued with inductive caution, will probably

tell me that bad books and "damned" plays are produced, and as these must have had authors, ergo authors of bad works must exist. But let us scrutinise this position. It is perfectly true that many books, not of supreme excellence, and many plays inferior to those of Shakespeare and Sheridan, have been, and are, constantly brought before the public. The critics, with unfaltering severity, expose what they consider the pretension, the dulness, the inaccuracy, the pertness, the plagiarism, and the platitude of their works. The audience yawn, cough, blow their noses with uneasy iteration, and finally hiss these plays. No copies are sold, and those unkindly “presented by the author" are, with equal unkindness, left unread. With such evidence before him, the hasty inquirer is apt to pronounce, Here we have a really bad work; here all the claims to ignominy unite. Yet such a judgment is hasty, and vanishes before extended investigation. You have only to get introduced to the author, and from his lips you will learn the true explanations of these unfavourable reviews, and hissing audiences; explanations which place the book in a very different light.

To begin with the reviews. It may be taken as a law, not less universal than that of gravitation, that no man is ever unfavourably criticised except by an enemy. In every case apply to the fountain-head, ask the reviewed author, and he will enter into minute particulars. He will tell you quietly, or indignantly, as the case may be, that he knows the reviewer, and knows why he is so hostile. This "why" has never, I assure you, the slightest reference to any possible demerit in the book. The author and his critic have met at the club, or in society, "where I kept aloof, sir; didn't choose to cultivate him, and he saw it." Or they have quarrelled, and the criticism is revenge. Or the author has spoken slightingly of the critic's powers. Or the critic is himself engaged on a similar work. Or the critic has a "personal feeling against my publisher." One or all of these motives may have dictated the review, but never the intrinsic badness

of the book.

Philosophers tell you that Consciousness is higher than evidence. Consciousness frequently overrides all evidence, and is employed as the strongest of weapons. Granting this, does it not seem clear that when the author is conscious of his critic's personal malevolence, no amount of counter-evidence can avail? So deeply rooted is this conviction that unfavourable reviews are always inspired by personal impulses, quite removed from those of simple intellect, that we must accept it among the ultimate facts of consciousness, against which argument is idle.

It may be noticed, parenthetically, that the author is by no means so ready to suppose that when he is praised, the praise is an expression of friendliness; and that when on inquiry the severe critic turns out to be one personally a stranger to the author, he cannot contain his surprise. ĺ have heard one say with the utmost naïveté: "I can't think why Blank should have written that notice, I never offended him." Another once expressed great indignation to me at an unfavourable review from a critic whom he had quoted and praised in his preface! This was, indeed, dastardly conduct on the part of the critic.

We thus perceive, that inasmuch as extended investigation always elicits some personal unfriendliness in the critic, no amount of condemnation in the reviews can guide us to the author of a really bad book. A similar result issues from an examination of the hissing audiences. The house was known to be "full of enemies." They went to the theatre determined to "damn" the piece. It is true the author's friends were mustered pretty strong by him, yet they were outnumbered. Besides Grogrum didn't know his part, and Miss Bilkers was totally incapable of doing justice to Juliana: thus all the "effects" of the play were missed, and its failure was inevitable.

But go to the fountain-head, ask the author, or his wife, or his sister, or his mother, they will eloquently assure you that Charles has been treated "most unjustly," the press having been disgracefully unfair, for the work "is really beautiful, as I am

sure you will say, if you read it." They will further tell you, that if the Spectator and Examiner affect to despise this fine production, other reviewers have been more honest, and they lay before you laudatory critiques from the Cumberland Courant and the Gateshead Times. As to Charles himself, he despises the critics and "bides his time." All great writers have been opposed, vilified, misrepresented, but posterity is just. With a sickly smile as if he were amiably struggling with the cholic, he sets

criticism at defiance, and, as Boileau says,

"Lui-même s'applaudissant à son maigre génie,

Se donne par ses mains l'encens qu'on lui dénie."

Now, I ask, can this be the author of a really bad book? Absurd. The book was excellent, but its success was hindered by certain extraneous obstacles. We must look elsewhere for our bad author: this is clearly not the man.

NO. II. AN UGLY DISAGREEABLE BABY.

I have had many babies thrust under my nose to kiss and admire, some of them which, to my inexperienced eyes, seemed like mere lumps of mortality, with the complexion of a Cambridge sausage, and features of a general squashiness: fat babies, bloated babies, brickdust-coloured babies, yellow babies, and skinny babies-but an ugly baby I have never seen. Moreover I have had my amiable temper slightly ruffled by the howling and fretting of those interesting embryos. I have had my whiskers mercilessly tugged by their fat fingers, and my shirt-front dabbled by the same, holding a well-sucked crust of bread; but a disagreeable baby has not yet made its appearance. True it is, that had I relied solely on my own impressions, a fastidious taste would have prompted a very unequivocal judgment in these cases, and I should have recommended immediate boiling as the one thing needful to be done with such babies. But a philosopher will not rely on his single impressions: he inquires, investigates, compares. Personal beauty and personal attractiveness are too volatile for fixed formulas; they escape the rigours of demonstration, and appeal wholly to sentiment. Now sentiment is personal, relative, subjective; one man's liking is as legitimate as another's. What Charles thinks insipid, Philip thinks enchanting, and both are right. When, therefore, distrusting the limitation of my own finite nature, and my own imperfect experience of babydom, I sought for confirmation of my opinion among those whose greater experi

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ence invested them with authority, I invariably found myself in direct opposition to some one more competent. I was told that I was judge of babies ;" and indeed I am far from being a connoisseur in that interesting branch of the Fine Arts. The mother, the nurse, the aunts, the elder sisters, the proud father, the unobtrusive mother-in-law, and the much-experienced Mrs Muggeridge, "expecting her ninth," were, one and all, in a high state of æsthetic enthusiasm about this very baby which I had declared, with all politeness, but with a sincerity how misplaced! to fall somewhat short of my ideal of humanity in long clothes. They pointed to its head, which Mr Thickskull the phrenologist had assured them was remarkably fine in its developments. They pointed to its lovely hair (a thin sprinkling of colourless fluff); to its legs-had I ever seen such legs? (I had seen pale polonies much resembling them); to its nose (a dab of putty); to its sweet mouth - and then what eyes! what intelligence ! what mind! In fact I was overwhelmed with details and arguments all proving this particular baby to be the "sweetest love ;" and as my opponents were persons apparently versed in the varieties of the species, I could only conclude that my opinion was the result of ignorance.

Philosophers have long vainly striven to fix a standard of Beauty. Whether they will ever succeed may be a question; but it is certain they will never succeed in fixing a standard for babies, because that is ne

cessarily a sliding scale. If the baby
happens to be a monster of fat, he is
the pride of the household, because
he is "such a splendid fellow." The
mother tells you with smiling com-
placency what his weight is, and no
flattery is sweeter to her than the
complaints of the nurserymaid, that
it "breaks her back to carry him."
If instead of a mass of blubber,
which suggests the soap and candle
manufactory, the baby happens to
be excessively diminutive, the same
mother, nurse, aunts, sisters, unob-
trusive mother-in-law, and much-
experienced Mrs Muggeridge, who
raised the chorus in praise of the
young Daniel Lambert, are now
equally ecstatic over this suspicious
resemblance to a new-born ape.
He
is small, indeed, but so compact,"
and so "beautifully proportioned
for their parts they greatly prefer
a small well-shaped child" to those
"monstrous babies all fat." You
silently note the fact, that two very
different standards are applied to
the different children; and why not?
What have you to say against either?
Then as to attractiveness of de-
meanour. If he squalls all night, and

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generally during the day, when not sleeping, nor engaged in nutritive pursuits, you are told with sparkling pride: baby has such a temper of his own: a perfect little demon!" as if that were the highest of moral attributes: and, in truth, we may observe that mothers are excessively proud of "the spirit" manifested by their children, and excessively grieved by the exhibitions of the same spirit in after life, or in their neighbours' children. But should the baby, instead of vigorous and relentless squalling, pass its days like an apathetic lump of dough, you are called upon to idolise him for his "angelic sweetness."

What chance is there of finding an ugly or disagreeable baby? Little indeed. At any rate, the animal is so rare that hitherto I have been unable to meet with it.

I need not multiply specimens of Unmet People which may be ranged under the class of the two just described; for my object is not an exhaustive enumeration so much as a survey of various types. Let me, therefore, pass on to a different class.

NO. III. THE MAN WHO WISHES TO HEAR THE TRUTH.

Truth is the object of the Intellect, and whenever the Intellect is entirely free, not leashed to any Feelings which may draw it from the straight path, Truth is, and must ever be, the one desired and desirable end. If men were pure intelligences they would all be unhesitating lovers of Truth, desiring to hear it at all times and on all occasions; spurning sophisms as odious entangle ments, welcoming refutations of their opinions as light-bearing torches by whose aid their path may be cleared. It happens, however, that men are far from being pure intelligences; they have other tendencies besides those of the intellect, other motives besides Truth. Indeed, I have known men in whom the intellect was by no means burningly conspicuous, whose conversation and conduct were far from exhibiting any indications of a tyrannous intelligence. And even men whose intellect was more conspicuous, I have observed to

exhibit a very mitigated concern for that much-lauded lady, Madam Truth, owing to the influence of their feelings.

Truth is doubtless a goddess whom we all worship-but only when her temples are magnificent. Truth beaten and despised, Truth draggling through the dirt with garments of no splendour to cover her nakedness, has but a feeble chance against Madam Error, flaunting in cambric and fine linen, and looking from her carriage-window with some contempt on her splashed rival. It is in the nature of things. Man loves success, and only when Truth is successful will the ordinary man love her with heart and soul. Man loves Truth, I know, but he also loves cambric and fine linen, respectability, and the sympathy and applause of his fellows; when these are freely offered him by Error and taken away from him by Truth, what wonder if he prefer siding with the old against

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