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described as a "lovely woman" softened the asperity of her grief, we know not. She blushed slightly, and cast a grateful look on Mr. Jingle.

That insinuating gentleman sighed deeply, fixed his eyes on the spinster aunt's face for a couple of minutes, started melodramatically, and suddenly withdrew them.

"You seem unhappy, Mr. Jingle," said the lady, in a plaintive voice. "May I show my gratitude for your kind interference, by inquiring into the cause, with a view, if possible, to its removal?'

"Ha!" exclaimed Mr. Jingle, with another start"removal! remove my unhappiness, and your love bestowed upon a man who is insensible to the blessingwho even now contemplates a design upon the affections of the niece of the creature who-but no; he is my friend; I will not expose his vices. Miss Wardle-farewell! At the conclusion of this address, the most consecutive he was ever known to utter, Mr. Jingle applied to his eyes the remnant of a handkerchief before noticed, and turned towards the door.

Stay, Mr. Jingle!" said the spinster aunt emphatically. "You have made an allusion to Mr. Tupmanexplain it."

Never!" exclaimed Jingle, with a professional (i.e. theatrical) air. "Never!" and, by way of showing that he had no desire to be questioned further, he drew a chair close to that of the spinster aunt and sat down.

"Mr. Jingle," said the aunt, "I entreat-I implore you, if there is any dreadful mystery connected with Mr. Tupman, reveal it."

"Can I," said Mr. Jingle, fixing his eyes on the aunt's face "Can I see-lovely creature-sacrificed at the shrine-heartless avarice!" He appeared to be struggling with various conflicting emotions for a few seconds, and then said in a low deep voice-"Tupman only wants your money."

"The wretch!" exclaimed the spinster, with energetic indignation. (Mr. Jingle's doubts were resolved. She had money.)

"More than that," said Jingle-"loves another."
"Another!" ejaculated the spinster. "Who?"
"Short girl-black eyes-niece Emily."

There was a pause.

Now if there was one individual in the whole world, of whom the spinster aunt entertained a mortal and deeply-rooted jealousy, it was this identical niece. The colour rushed over her face and neck, and she tossed her

head in silence with an air of ineffable contempt. At last, biting her thin lips, and bridling up, she said, "It can't be. I won't believe it."

"Watch 'em," said Jingle.

"I will," said the aunt.

"Watch his looks." "I will."

"His whispers."

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"He'll sit next her at table."

"Let him."

"He'll flatter her."

"Let him."

"He'll pay her every possible attention."

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"And he'll cut you."

"Cut me!" screamed the spinster aunt.

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will he!" and she trembled with rage and disappointment. "You will convince yourself?" said Jingle.

"I will."

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Mr. Jingle fell on his knees, remained thereupon for five minutes thereafter: and rose the accepted lover of the spinster aunt-conditionally upon Tupman's perjury being made clear and manifest.

The burden of proof lay with Mr. Alfred Jingle; and he produced his evidence that very day at dinner. The spinster aunt could hardly believe her eyes. Mr. Tracy Tupman was established at Emily's side, ogling, whispering, and smiling, in opposition to Mr. Snodgrass. Not a word, not a look, not a glance, did he bestow upon his heart's pride of the evening before.

"Damn that boy!" thought old Mr. Wardle to himself. -He had heard the story from his mother. "Damn that boy! He must have been asleep. It's all imagination."

"Traitor!" thought the spinster aunt to herself. "Dear Mr. Jingle was not deceiving me. Oh! how I hate the wretch!"

The following conversation may serve to explain to our readers this apparently unaccountable alteration of deportment, on the part of Mr. Tracy Tupman.

The time was evening; the scene the garden. There were two figures walking in a side path; one was rather short and stout; the other rather tall and slim. They were Mr. Tupman and Mr. Jingle. The stout figure commenced the dialogue.

"How did I do it?" he inquired.

"Splendid-capital-couldn't act better myself - you must repeat the part to-morrow-every evening, till further notice."

"Does Rachael still wish it?"

"Of course-she don't like it but must be done-avert suspicion-afraid of her brother-says there's no help for it-only few days more-when old folks blinded—crown your happiness.'

"Any message?'

"Love-best love-kindest regards-unalterable affection. Can I say anything for you?"

"My dear fellow," replied the unsuspicious Mr. Tupman, fervently grasping his "friend's hand-" carry my best love-say how hard I find it to dissemble say anything that's kind: but add how sensible I am of the necessity of the suggestion she made to me, through you, this morning. Say I applaud her wisdom and admire her discretion."

"I will. Anything more?"

"Nothing: only add how ardently I long for the time when I may call her mine, and all dissimulation may be unnecessary."

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"Oh, my friend!" said poor Mr. Tupman, again grasping the hand of his companion, "receive my warmest thanks for your disinterested kindness; and forgive me if I have ever, even in thought, done you the injustice of supposing that you could stand in my way. friend, can I ever repay you?".

My dear "Don't talk of it," replied Mr. Jingle. He stopped short, as if suddenly recollecting something, and said,"By-the-by, you can't spare ten pounds, can you?-very particular purpose-pay you in three days."

"I dare say I can," replied Mr. Tupman, in the fulness of his heart. "Three days, you say?"

"Only three days-all over then-no more difficulties." Mr. Tupman counted the money into his companion's hand, and he dropped it piece by piece into his pocket, as they walked towards the house.

"Be careful," said Mr. Jingle-" not a look." "Not a wink," said Mr. Tupman.

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"All your attention to the niece-rather rude, than otherwise, to the aunt-only way of deceiving the old ones."

"I'll take care," said Mr. Tupman, aloud.

"And I'll take care," said Mr. Jingle, internally; and they entered the house.

The scene of that afternoon was repeated that evening, and on the three afternoons and evenings next ensuing. On the fourth, the host was in high spirits, for he had satisfied himself that there was no ground for the charge against Mr. Tupman. So was Mr. Tupman, for Mr. Jingle had told him that his affair would soon be brought to a crisis. So was Mr. Pickwick, for he was seldom otherwise. So was not Mr. Snodgrass, for he had grown jealous of Mr. Tupman. So was the old lady, for she had been winning at whist. So were Mr. Jingle and Miss Wardle, for reasons of sufficient importance in this eventful history, to be narrated in another chapter.

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CHAPTER IX

A DISCOVERY AND A CHASE

THE supper was ready laid, the chairs were drawn round the table, bottles, jugs and glasses were arranged upon the sideboard, and everything betokened the approach of the most convivial period in the whole four and twenty hours.

"Where's Rachael?" said Mr. Wardle.

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Ay, and Jingle?" added Mr. Pickwick.

"Dear me," said the host, "I wonder I haven't missed him before. Why, I don't think I've heard his voice for two hours at least. Emily, my dear, ring the bell." The bell was rung, and the fat boy appeared. "Where's Miss Rachael?" He couldn't say.

"Where's Mr. Jingle, then?" He didn't know.

Everybody looked surprised. It was late-past eleven o'clock. Mr. Tupman laughed in his sleeve. They were loitering somewhere, talking about him. Ha, ha! capital notion that funny.

"Never mind," said Wardle, after a short pause, "they'll turn up presently, I dare say. I never wait supper for anybody.

"Excellent rule, that," said Mr. Pickwick, “admirable." Pray, sit down," said the host.

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Certainly," said Mr. Pickwick: and down they sat. There was a gigantic round of cold beef on the table, and Mr. Pickwick was supplied with a plentiful portion of it. He had raised his fork to his lips, and was on the very point of opening his mouth for the reception of a piece of beef, when the hum of many voices suddenly arose in the kitchen. He paused, and laid down his fork. Mr. Wardle paused too, and insensibly released his hold of the carving-knife, which remained inserted in the beef. He looked at Mr. Pickwick. Mr. Pickwick looked at him.

Heavy footsteps were heard in the passage; the parlour door was suddenly burst open; and the man who had cleaned Mr. Pickwick's boots on his first arrival, rushed into the room, followed by the fat boy, and all the domestics.

"What the devil's the meaning of this?" exclaimed the host.

"The kitchen chimney ain't a-fire, is it, Emma?" inquired the old lady.

"Lor grandma! No," screamed both the young ladies. "What's the matter?" roared the master of the house. The man gasped for breath, and faintly ejaculated

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They ha' gone, Mas'r!-gone right clean off, Sir!" (At this juncture, Mr. Tupman was observed to lay down his knife and fork, and to turn very pale.)

"Who's gone?" said Mr. Wardle, fiercely.

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Mus'r Jingle and Miss Rachael, in a po'-chay, from Blue Lion, Muggleton. I was there; but I couldn't stop 'em; so I run off to tell 'ee."

"I paid his expenses!" said Mr. Tupman, jumping up frantically. "He's got ten pounds of mine!-stop him! -he's swindled me!-I won't bear it!-I'll have justice, Pickwick!-I won't stand it!" and with sundry incoherent exclamations of the like nature, the unhappy gentleman spun round and round the apartment, in a transport of frenzy.

"Lord preserve us!" ejaculated Mr. Pickwick, eyeing the extraordinary gestures of his friend with terrified surprise. "He's gone mad! What shall we do?"

"Do!" said the stout old host, who regarded only the last words of the sentence. 66 Put the horse in the gig! I'll get a chaise at the Lion, and follow 'em instantly. Where"-he exclaimed, as the man ran out to execute the commission-" Where's that villain Joe?"

"Here I am; but I hain't a willin," replied a voice. It was the fat boy's.

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