There are some wha think they hae much in their noddle, Sac avoid a' sic folks till the day that ye dee. Robby, the Hypocrite of Dunse. HE kirk is the hobby o' God-fearin' Robby, Let orthodox Presbyters beat him wha can; He rides on the tap o't, and thrives in the lap o't, And hugs the fat nurse o' the best friend o' man. She fand him a callant, red-heided wi' talent, (Oh wha ever heard o' a red-heided saunt?) A lamb she has led him, in rich pastures fed him, His wame has ne'er felt since the gripings o' want. In hame-spun hodden-gray he first essayed to pray, The folks glowered aboot wi' queer looks o' surprise, While the wild-looking loun fra a sma' kintra toun Pointed oot the straught gate to their hame in the skies. The niest time he was seen where but aince he had been, Wi' new claes on his back like a moudiwort black, Robby on the richt road, ever sly as a tod, Gat grit wi' the dominie, elders and a'; Tho' a time-serving tool he was nac glaikit fool, He'd seen that Success had aft meanly to boo; Weel received at the manse wi' a steady advance, Robby sune gat the minister's dochter to woo. He was buckled wi' pride to young Bessie, his bride, As prospects were brightened, his purse-strings were tightened, The douce kind o' birkie stack close by the kirk aye, A kind o' a colly amang the flock holy, He evidently watched a' the sheep in the fauld. Wi' a smooth-shaven face the chield waxed strong in grace, Sic strict self-denial is nae common trial, To ane wi' strong passions curst wi' a red heid; He grew rich and siccar, yet stack to his bicker, O, parritch, the same as in auld times o' need. Ilk Sunday sleek Robby stood in the kirk-lobby, Wi' a sinister smile that aye lurk'd boot his mou; When the folks were a' in the stanch hater o' Sin, On his tip-tae, wad saftly snoove aff to his pew. When the reverend Mac wad come doun wi' a whack When he woke frae some dream, unco wise he wad seem, The bawbees he gathered, and thumping bairns fathered, Fastened, body and soul, under Mammon's control, And his tongue was the loudest in hypocrite cant. A lic-hatcher frae youth, and a stranger to truth, He cheated the simple, and laughed at the wise; No one was mair civil that e'er served the devil, Wrapped up in a black cloak o' holy disguise. If you want to succeed, O ye poor sons o' need, |