Will then come down with roaring din, In drumly torrents rowing. "But I can meet cauld winter's sna', And still my heart be cheerie; Though howling tempests round me blaw, They canna mak' me eerie ; For faithful love has constant charms, That never tyne their blossom; He'll fondly fold me in his arms, And hide me in his bosom !" She ceas'd her song; but on her ear Was pale before the rich suffusion That soonest wins the guileless heart. Her breast, yet pure as mountain snow, His wanton wings resplendent shone; Deceiver, stop!-nor dare untie The maiden's mystic, virgin zone! Must Martha shed the bootless tear, And mourn o'er Innocence betray'd? Her guardian angel hovers near, And sure he'll save the hapless maid! Yes;-he dissolves the magic spellDestroys the net around her spun, Unveils to view the child of hell, Before the guilty triumph's won. Now starts the trembling, frighted fair, To see a hideous monster glare, With baleful poison in his eyes; Her cheek grows pale-her blood runs cold, Within the tortuous serpent's foldShe starts springs up, and frighted flies: Mimosa shrinks not, more afraid, Not swifter flies the trembling fawn, She weeps, she sobs, and faints within her mother's arms. Ah! why should suffering Virtue wail, She's sinking in the mental storm! 66 speak; But blushes deep suffus'd her cheek; I've sworn before the rood I ne'er will meet him more." As droops the lily's spotless form, Or some insidious secret worm So sunk the beauteous Martha's head, While she in sadness pined; The maiden rais'd her drooping head, The parting scene, the struggle's o'er ! The green wave falls, when zephyrs sleep, And summer suns shine on the deep, The villagers, when they come to mass, Nor rich nor poor pass careless by. In view, when he bow'd before the rood; To cool the fire of his fever'd brain, When the sun shone bright in the noon- Still Martha's image met his eye; Thus frantic, shunn'd, and shunning men, The mists of Rome and monks are fled, The next candidate was a landsurveyor, who had first brought himself into notice by a smart repartee to a country gentleman, who was attempting to be witty at his expence. The squire, like a generous enemy, prized his antagonist for his spirited defence; employed him to survey his estate, and gave him his patronage; in consequence of which he is now in a lucrative business. He is witty, rather than humorous; with a satirical propensity, which it requires the remonstrances of his friends to keep within due bounds. Yet it might be said of him, as of the Earl of Dorset, in the Augustan age of good Queen Anne, "the best-natured man, witht he worst-natured muse," for he is generous and warmhearted, hates vice and hypocrisy, but loves mankind; and although he seldom spares the foibles of his best friends, his attacks are always made in their presence; for he says, the man who could satirise or ridicule the absent, is no better than the assassin who stabs in the dark. When he applied for admission into the Club, it was resolved to receive him, for the same reason that lebowl. On the present occasion he mons are squeezed over the punchrecited The Nine Trades. SHAKESPEARE sung "the Seven Ages," From life's earliest opening bloom; Briefly sketch'd its various stages, From the cradle to the tomb. Nine professions I would mention, Could I make the verse to chime; I'm a rude, unletter'd swain; We have preaching politicians, Dozing, dull, and vulgar drones. Some, like Boanerges bawling, Shake the heart and stun the ear; Others, whining, whimpering, drawling, Wiping still the maudlin tear. Some for Paul, and some Apollos, Some seek nothing but a name. Here, see meekness, love, and patience, Grace the surplice or the gown; There, that proud man's fulmination Fit him for the triple crown. Next, the sons of Esculapius In my lyrics claim a place; Venus, Bacchus, sauces, capers, Mushrooms, opium, and blue-devils, All combine to mock their skill; War with such a host of evils, Should it fail to cure, must kill. Tinkers, when they mend a kettle, Close one hole and knock out two; Quacks, when men of reckless mettle, Keep this practice still in view. I have seen soft Pity's blossom Trembling in the doctor's eye, Bending o'er the sick man's bosom, Heard him heave the tender sigh; Heard him talk of hope returning, Smile, and speak of health to be; Seen him seek the house of mourning, Fearless he who dares to venture In her temple, what confusion ! Motley crowds and Babel din, Demurs, debates, decreets, delusion, Counsel fat and clients thin! Specious glossing, special pleading, Still confounding right and wrong. One has heard a knave's confession, Takes his fee and pleads his cause; What can save from transportation? Quibbles, quirks, and legal flaws. Law and Justice seal'd and locked, Clients come with golden key; Poverty, with empty pocket, Ruin'd, though she gains her plea. Next we have the Politician, Whig or Tory all the same; Intrigue, cabal, and competition, All are struggling for the game. Ministers may deal in fiction, Loaves and fishes in their hand; Place and pension bring conviction Patriots seldom can withstand. Sycophants and courtly minions, Cringing, play at seek-and-hide; Constant still to their opinions, The warmest's aye the safest side. You have heard the house-dog scratching Councils form the leagued Alliance, To the grumbling, vulgar crew. What are Soldiers? Goods and chattels; Men transform'd to mere machines; Well-dress'd puppets-baby-rattles, Shuttlecocks for kings and queens! Guns and bayonets-blood and thunder! Lace and feathers-Folly's choice; Maiming, mangling, rape, and plunder, Cannon, drums, and deafening noise! Chasing Fame, to live in story, Forward rush the bold and brave; Grasping at a shadowy glory, Sinking in a nameless grave: At his outset, toil and sorrow, Drilling, marching, can'd and curs'd; Drunk to-day, and flogg'd to-morrow; Such the scenes of act the first. Minus laurels, health, and riches, Long campaigns and dangers past, Lam'd, and propp'd on wooden crutches, He comes home to act the last : Hops to town, and draws his pension, As the quarter-day comes round, Stumbles, staggers, cries" Attention !" All his cares in whisky drown'd. See the Tar, to fear a stranger, Makes her Empress of the seas: When the foe, for battle ready, Strews her decks with fire and smoke, Jack, with courage cool and steady, Points his gun, and cracks his joke: While the awful broadside's pouring, Landed from the stormy ocean, Hoarse he murmurs, "Cease, rude Boreas!" Bawls, "Britannia rules the waves!" Shipmates mingling loud in chorus, "Britons never shall be slaves !" Liberal, reckless, ready-handed, Pulls to sea, and toils for more! Cheeks that glow in rich carnation, Nature's hand has imaged there: VOL. XIV. Paint each strong contending passion, As pourtray'd by Nature's hand: Waters, forests, frozen mountains, Nature's fairest, rudest forms, Alpine rocks, Arcadian fountains, Summer skies, and wintry storms. See the youthful Poet soaring Airy heights he hopes to climb; Fancy's fairy land exploringRapt in extacy sublime: On Parnassian mountains dreaming, Writhes and pines in sad distress; Though romantic, was sincere ; All his tribute paid to Merit, Hung no wreath on Folly's bier. Now, by cold and hunger haunted, Sadly sinks the lofty mind; Virtue's fairest flowers transplanted, Are in Flattery's garlands twined. Hark! he whines, in melting pathos, O'er some titled reptile's urn; See him now, he sinks in bathos, Scattering praise that truth would spurn. Now with smoky walls surrounded, Here, with teeming fancy warming, Mark the wond'rous transformation! When he sung the charms of Nature, Crowds are seen with list'ning ear. Such the world, an air-blown bubble; Now came forward a modest young man, recently from the University, and just licensed as a preacher by the Presbytery. His history, as a school-boy and student, contains nothing that claims to be recorded in your annals; and his character is only beginning to develope itself. Judging from the following specimen of his mind, he appears to be fitted for the retired shade, rather than the bustling scenes of life. He introduced his address under the quaint title of Tears and Smiles. OUR life is like an April day, Of sunny gleams and gloomy shade; A flow'ry field, where blossoms gay Are daily seen to bloom and fade: We see the vernal sunbeam shine, But oft with low'ring clouds contend; So in the human face divine See smiles and tears alternate blend. Man cries when ent'ring on the stage, Though stranger yet to hope or fear; Life's first is still a motley page, Though often blotted with a tear. That infant face, behold how blest, 'Tis innocence devoid of guile ! He nestles in his mother's breast, No future care o'erclouds his smile. Now see him, in life's merry morn, In flowery path, the welkin clear; He plucks the rose, although the thorn Perchance may draw a transient tear; But soon from care and sorrow free, He lightly leaps o'er hedge and stile; His little heart expands with glee, And clothes his face with playful smile. A truant school-boy, trudging late To meet a pedagogue severe, He cons his task, and mourns his fate, His book besprent with many a tear : Vacation comes-he gains a prize, And this can former griefs beguile; Pride triumphs in his sparkling eyes, And his the haughty victor's smile. But clouds again o'ercast his sky; He bends above a parent's bier ; With drooping head and downcast eye, We see him shed the filial tear; His grief is but a passing shower; For fate dispels the dreary gloom, And guides his feet to Beauty's bower, When Love's young roses richly bloom. "Tis now a bright and noontide blaze, And he is blest a little while; On Beauty's angel-form to gaze, And bask in Love's seraphic smile. Alas! he has not long been bless'd With her so fair, so fondly dear, When sad, he clasps her to his breast, While fast decends the parting tear : From her he loves now banish'd far, Between them many a weary mile, He, drooping, blames his baleful star, And thinks he ne'er again shall smile. While lingering thus in loneliness, Some mourning fair approaches near; Alive to Beauty in distress, He kindly sheds soft Pity's tear : Betray'd by many a witching wile, It is a momentary gleam, Remorse assails his startled ear; He gazes on her glist’ning eye, And clasps the form so fondly dear; Like summer shower, in sunny sky, She sheds the bright, enraptured tear! Their hearts are link'd in Hymen's bower, That lies in Love's enchanted isle, And on their knees a budding flower Calls forth the fond parental smile. But there are other hopes and fears, And other springs of joy and woe; And sun and shade, and smiles and tears, To mark the motley scene below. See him who wears the deep disguise, His heart is hollow, insincere ; With honied tongue and twinkling eyes, He sheds the vile dissembler's tear! Oh! may he shun the flatterer's art, Who, serpent-like, lurks to beguile; Beneath a mask who hides his heart, There's murder in that villain smile" ! See him still helpless, woe-begone, Whose wounded spirit none can cheer; Who in the night-wind wanders lone, Who sighs he cannot shed a tear! His burning brain is scorch'd and dry, His eyes like baleful meteors glare; He smiles yet writhes in agonyIt is the smile of dark Despair! I can smile, and murder while I smile. Shakespeare. |