that jealousy shall be call'd assurance, and all the preparation overthrown. D. John. Grow this to what adverse issue it can, I will put it in practice: Be cunning in the working this, and thy fee is a thousand ducats. Bora. Be you constant in the accusation, and my cunning shall not shame me. D. John. I will presently go learn their day of marriage. [Exeunt. SCENE III.-Leonato's Garden. Enter Benedick and a Boy. Bene. Boy, Boy. Signior. Bene. In my chamber-window lies a book; bring it hither to me in the orchard. Boy. I am here already, sir. Bene. I know that;-but I would have thee hence, and here again. [Exit Boy.]—I do much wonder, that one man, seeing how much another man is a fool when he dedicates his behaviours to love, will, after he hath laughed at such shallow follies in others, become the argument of his own scorn, by falling in love: and such a man is Claudio. I have known, when there was no music with him but the drum and fife, and now had he rather hear the tabor and the pipe: I have known, when he would have walked ten mile afoot, to see a good armour; and now will he lie ten nights awake, carving the fashion of a new doublet. He was wont to speak plain, and to the purpose, like an honest man, and a soldier; and now is he turn'd orthographer; his words are a very fantastical banquet, just so many strange dishes. May I be so converted, and see with these eyes? I cannot tell; I think not: I will not be sworn, but love may transform me to an oyster; but I'll take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster of me, he shall never make me such a fool. One woman is fair; yet I am well: another is wise; yet I am well graces another virtuous; yet I am well: but till all Enter Don Pedro, Leonato, and Claudio. As hush'd on purpose to grace harmony! Claud. O, very well, my lord: the music ended, Enter Balthazar, with music. D. Pedro. Come, Balthazar, we'll hear that song again. Balth. O good my lord, tax not so bad a voice D. Pedro. It is the witness still of excellency, : Balth. Because you talk of wooing, I will sing; D. Pedro. Or, if thou wilt hold longer argument, Do it in notes. Balth. Nay, pray thec, come : Note this before my notes, There's not a note of mine that's worth the noting. (1) Young or cub-fox. D. Pedro. Why, these are very crotchets that he speaks; Note, note, forsooth, and noting! [Music. Bene. Now, Divine air! now is his soul ravished!-Is it not strange, that sheep's guts should hale souls out of men's bodies?-Well, a horn for my money, when all's done. Balthazar sings. I. Balth. Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, One foot in sea, and one on shore, But let them go, And be you blith and bonny; II. Sing no more ditties, sing no mo'l D. Pedro. By my troth, a good song. D. Pedro. Ha? no; no, faith; thou singest well enough for a shift. Bene. [Aside.] An he had been a dog, that should have howled thus, they would have hanged him and I pray God, his bad voice bode no mischief! I had as lief have heard the night-raven, come what plague could have come after it. D. Pedro. Yea, marry; [To Claudio.]-Dost thou hear, Balthazar? I pray thee, get us some ex(1) Longer. cellent music; for to-morrow night we would have it at the lady Hero's chamber-window. Balth. The best I can, my lord. D. Pedro. Do so: farewell. [Exeunt Balthazar and music.] Come hither, Leonato : What was it you told me of to-day? that your niece Beatrice was in love with signior Benedick? Claud. O, ay:-Stalk on, stalk on; the fowl sits. [Aside to Pedro.] I did never think that lady would have loved any man. Leon. No, nor I neither; but most wonderful, that she should so dote on signior Benedick, whom she hath in all outward behaviours seemed ever to abhor. Bene. Is't possible? Sits the wind in that corner? [Aside. Leon. By my troth, my lord, I cannot tell what to think of it; but that she loves him with an enraged affection,-it is past the infinite of thought. D. Pedro. May be, she doth but counterfeit. Claud. 'Faith, like enough. Leon. O God! counterfeit! counterfeit of passion came so near the life of passion, as she discovers it. There never was D. Pedro. Why, what effects of passion shows she? Claud. Bait the hook well; this fish will bite. [Aside. Leon. What effects, my lord! She will sit you,-You heard my daughter tell you how. Claud. She did indeed. D. Pedro. How, how, I pray you? You amaze me: I would have thought her spirit had been invincible against all assaults of affection. Leon. I would have sworn it had, my lord; especially against Benedick. Bene. [Aside.] I should think this a gull, but that the white-bearded fellow speaks it: knavery cannot, sure, hide itself in such reverence. (1) Beyond the power of thought to conceive. Claud. He hath ta'en the infection; hold it up. [Aside. D. Pedro. Hath she made her affection known to Benedick? Leon. No; and swears she never will: that's her torment. Claud. 'Tis true, indeed; so your daughter says: Shall I, says she, that have so oft encoun ter'd him with scorn, write to him that I love him? Leon. This says she now when she is beginning to write to him: for she'll be up twenty times a night; and there will she sit in her smock, till she have writ a sheet of paper:--my daughter tells us all. Claud. Now you talk of a sheet of paper, remember a pretty jest your daughter told us of. Leon. O! When she had writ it, and was reading it over, she found Benedick and Beatrice between the sheet? Claud. That. Leon. O! she tore the letter into a thousand half-pence; railed at herself, that she should be so immodest to write to one that she knew would flout her: I measure him, says she, by my own spirit; for I should flout him, if he writ to me; yea, though I love him, I should. Claud. Then down upon her knees she falls, weeps, sobs, beats her heart, tears her hair, prays, curses--O sweet Benedick! God give me patience! Leon. She doth indeed; my daughter says so: and the ecstasy1 hath so much overborne her, that my daughter is sometime afraid she will do a desperate outrage to herself; It is very true. D. Pedro. It were good that Benedick knew of it by some other, if she will not discover it. Claud. To what end? He would make but a sport of it, and torment the poor lady worse. D. Pedro. An he should, it were an alms to hang VOL. II. (1) Alienation of mind. |