SINCE this following poem in a manner stole into the world, I could not be surprised to find it uncorrect: though I can no more fay I was a ftranger to its coming abroad, than that I approved of the publisher's precipitation in doing it for a hurry in the execution generally produces a leifure in reflection; fo when we run the fafteft, we ftumble the ofteneft. However, the errors of the printer have not been greater than the candour of the reader and if : could but say the fame of the defects of the author, he would need no justification against the cavils of fome furious critics, who, I am fure, would have been better pleafed if they had met with more faults. Their grand objection is, that the fury difeafe is an improper machine to recite characters, and recommend the example of prefent writers: but though I had the authority of fome Greek and Latin poets, upon parallel inftances, to juftify the defign; yet that I might not introduce any thing that feemed inconfiftent, or hard, I started this objection myself, to a gentleman, very remarkable in this fort of criticism, who would by no means allow that the contrivance was forced, or the conduct incongruous. Difcafe is reprefented a fury as well as Envy: fhe is imagined to be forced by an incantation from her recefs; and, to be revenged on the exorcift, mortifies him with an introduction of feveral perfons eminent in an accomplishment he has made fome advances in. Nor is the compliment lefs to any great genius mentioned there; fince a very fiend, who naturally repines at any excellency, is forced to confefs how happily they have all fucceeded. Their next objection is, that I have imitated the Lutrin of Monfieur Boileau. I must own, I am proud of the imputation; unless their quarrel be, that I have not done it enough: but he that will give himself the trouble of examining, will find I have copied him in nothing but in two or three lines in the complaint of Moleffe, Canto II. and in one in his first canto; the fenfe of which line is entirely his, and I could wish it were not the only good one in mine. I have spoke to the most material objections ! have heard of, and shall tell these gentlemen, that for every fault they pretend to find in this poem, I will undertake to fhew them two. One of thefe curious perfons does me the honour to say, he approves of the conclufion of it; but I fuppofe it is upon no other reafon, but because it is the conclufion. However, I fhould not be much concerned not to be thought excellent in an amusement I have very little practifed hitherto, nor perhaps ever fhall again. Reputation of this fort is very hard to be got, and very eafy to be loft; its purfuit is painful, and its poffeffion unfruitful; nor had I ever attempted any thing in this kind, till finding the animofities among the members of the College of Physicians increafing daily (notwithstanding the frequent exhortations of our worthy prefident to the contrary), I was perfuaded to attempt fomething of this nature, and to endeavour to rally fone of our difaffected members into a fenfe of their duty, who have hitherto moft obftinately oppofed all manner of union; and have continued to upreafonably refractory, that it was thought fit by the College, to reinforce the obfervance of the ftatutes by a bond, which fome of them would not comply with, though none of them had refufed the ceremony of the customary oath; like fome that will trust their wives with any body, but their money with none. I was forry to find there could be any conftitution that was not to be cured without poifon, and that there fhould be a profpect of effecting it by a lefs grateful method than reason and perfuafion. The original of this difference has been of fome ftanding, though it did not break out to fury and excefs, until the time of erecting the Difpenfary, for the being an apartment in the college, fet up relief of the fick poor, and managed eyer fince with an integrity and difinterest suitable to fo charitable a defign. If any perfon would be more fully informed about the particulars of fo pious a work, I refer him to a treatise, set forth by the authority of the prefident and cenfors, in the year 1697. It is called, A fhort Account of the Proceedings of the | tical relation be fictitious. I hope nobody will College of Phyficians, London, in relation to "the fick Poor." The reader may there not only be informed of the rife and progrefs of this fo public an undertaking, but also of the concurrence and encouragement it met with from the beft, as well as the most ancient members of the fociety, notwithstanding the vigorous oppofition of a few men, who thought it their interest to defeat fo laudable a defign. The intention of this preface is not to perfuade mankind to enter into our quarrels, but to vindicate the author from being cenfured for taking any indecent liberty with a faculty he has the honour to be a member of. If the fatire may appear directed at any particular perfon, it is at fuch only as are préfumed to be engaged in difhonourable confederacies for mean and mercenary ends, against the dignity of their own profeffion. But if there be no fuch, then thefe characters are but imaginary, and by consequence ought to give nobody offence. The description of the battle is grounded upon a feud that happened in the Difpenfary, betwixt a member of the College with his retinue, and some of the fervants that attended there to difpenfe the medicines and is fo far real, though the poe think the author too undecently reflecting through the whole, who, being too liable to faults himself, ought to be lefs fevere upon the miscarriages of others. There is a character in this trivial performance, which the town, I find, applies to a particular perfon: it is a reflection which I should be forry fhould give offence; being no more than what may be faid of any physician remarkable for much practice. The killing of nunibers of patients is fo trite a piece of raillery, that it ought not to make the leaft impreffion, either upon the reader, or the perfon it is applied to; being one that I think in my confcience a very able physician, as well as a gentleman of extraordinary learning. If I am hard upon any one, it is my reader: but fome worthy gentlemen, as remarkable for their humanity as their extraordinary parts, have taken care to make him amends for it, by prefixing fomething of their own. I confefs, those ingenious gentlemen have done me a great honour; but while they design an imaginary panegyric upon me, they have made a real one upon themselves; and by faying how much this small performance exceeds fome others, they convince the world how far it falls fhort of theirs. F iij } THE COPY OF AN INSTRUMENT, SUBSCRIBED BY THE PRESIDENT, CENSOR, MOST OF THE ELECTS, SENIOR FELLOWS, IN RELATION TO THE SICK POOR. WHEREAS the feveral orders of the College of Phyficians, London, for prescribing medicines gratis to the poor fick of the cities of London and Weftminster, and parts adjacent ; as also proposals made by the faid college to the Lord Mayor, Court of Aldermen, and Common Council, of London, in purfuance thereof; have hitherto been ineffectual, for that no method hath been taken to furnish the poor with medicines for their cure at low and reasonable rates; we therefore, whofe names are here under-written, fellows and members of the faid college, being willing effectually to promote fo great a charity, by the counsel and good liking of the prefident and college declared in their comitia, hereby (to wit, each of us feverally and apart, and not the one for the other of us) do oblige ourselves to pay to Dr. Thomas Burwell, fellow and elect of the faid college, the fum of ren pounds a-piece of lawful money of England, by fuch proportions, and at fuch times, as to the major part of the fubfcribers here fhall feem moft convenient: which money, when received by the faid Dr. Thomas Burwell, is to be by him expended in preparing and delivering medicines to the poor at their intrinfic value, in fach manner, and at fuch times, and by fuch orders and directions, as by the major part of the fubfcribers hereto fhall, in writing, be hereafter appointed and directed for that purpose. In witnefs whereof we have hereunto fet our hands and feals, this twenty-fecond day of December 1696. Sam. Collins, Elect. Edw. Hulfe, Elect. Rob. Brady. John Hawys. David Hamilton. Walter Harris. W. Cockburn. J. le Feure. Rich. Robinson, Walter Mills. Oliver Horseman. Phineas Fowke. Tho. Alvery. Rob. Gray. Sam. Morris. Norris. The defign of printing the fubfcribers names, is to fhew, that the late undertaking has the fanction of a college act; and that it is not a project carried on by five or fix members, as those that oppose it would unjustly infinuate. RECOMMENDATORY POEMS TO DR. GARTH, UPON THE DISPENSARY. On that fome genius whofe poetic vein To praife, as imitate what you have writ. TO MY FRIEND THE AUTHOR, DESIRING MY OPINION OF HIS POEM. Ask me not, friend, what I approve or blame; Muft judge by rules what they want force to tale. I would a poet, like a mistress, try, If with refiftless fires my foul fhe warms, Loft in our pleasure, we enjoy in you So near ally'd in learning, wit, and skill, Be it thy generous pride to pleafe the beft, ΤΟ MY FRIEND DR. GARTH, THE AUTHOR OF THE DISPENSARY. To praise your healing art would be in vain; [verfe, The fatire of vile fcribblers fhall appear On none, except upon themfelves, fevere: While yours contemns the gall of vulgar fpite; And when you seem to fmile the most, you bite. THO. CHEEK. ΤΟ MY FRIEND, UPON THE DISPENSARY. As when the people of the northern zone Find the approach of the revolving fun, Pleas'd and reviv'd, they fee the new-born light, And dread no more eternity of night: Thus we, who lately, as of fummer's heat, Others proceed to art by flow degrees, Now let your mufe rife with expanded wings, To fing the fate of empires and of kings; Great William's victories fhe'll next rehearse, And raise a trophy of immortal verse : Thus to your art proportion the defign, And mighty things with mighty numbers join, A fecond Namur, or a future Boyne. H. BLOUNT. i |